you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
