perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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