that's an acceptable place to lick
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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