Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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