Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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