i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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