So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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