Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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