My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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