Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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