Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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