My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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