On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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