I'm eating all of the evidence.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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