Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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