Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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