porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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