Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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