Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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