Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Congratulations! We have a period
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