she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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