can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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