Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize