There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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