This girl is more easily done than said...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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