if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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