it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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