and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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