if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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