So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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