Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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