I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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