Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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