The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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