I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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