Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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