this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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