apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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