To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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