Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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