Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sober January is a disaster.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Enjoy the penises
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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