You work out of a Hotel?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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