Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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