Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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