nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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