On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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