I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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