:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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