Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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