She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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