My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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