Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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