My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize