For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
it's like iHOP with fire
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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